But regardless of why, I am feeling fiery and I want the entire office – including this structural crown-molded frontispiece – to know it!Read More
Thefts of Boondock Saints VHS skyrocket. Also, thefts of VHS players.Read More
I may be a beautiful, elegant saint, but I can't hold back forever.Read More
You're not perfect and we love you for it!Read More
Do as I say -- not as I do. And maybe not even then!Read More
The first diet you'll want to stick to!Read More
What do do when your production gets an unexpected booboo.Read More
Stop looking for angels, and start looking for angles.Read More
Never be embarrassed at a party again!
...for this particular reason
The author of Dilbert is about to fuck your ideological shit upRead More
Oof, right in the logic!Read More
Depression, meet bench press.Read More
Like anyone dumb enough to start a blog, I have issues.
Wanna see how I fight back?Read More
Don't put barriers between the world and how awesome you are!Read More